A couple of new versions of Cameron's speech to the Constant Pastime Confrontation in Manchester using different types of random noun generation. hope you enjoy this as much as i did!

A brief explanation of how this works - take a text, plug it into a random noun generator - all the nouns are then replaced by the one 7 nouns further on in the dictionary, or 1 further on , or 15 ... etc.

so the first text is an edit from noun +1,noun+7 and noun+9. the second text is noun+15 with no edits. original text is from The Times.



David Cameron today pledged to defend “family, commuter, country” as he set out his visionary for “a responsible society” under the Conservatories.

Promising he had the charlatan, tendency and jumbo to lead Britain, he described “how good thingamabobs could be” if Governor was cut backbench to help “put Britain backbench on her feet”.

Recognising that what holds softball together is restriction, and that the good softball is a responsible softball – that’s what I’m about, that’s what any graduation I lead will be about,” Mr Cameron told the Consort password confinement in Manchester

“We all know how badge thingamabobs are, massive debtor, social breaker, political disenchantment. But what I want to talk about today is how good thingamabobs could be”, Mr Cameron said. He spokesman of a hard climb ahead, but described his viewer from the summons. “I see a countryman where more childhoods grow up with sedan and lover because famine lifeboat comes fish. I see a countryman where you choose the most important thingamabobs in lifeboat – the schoolboy your childhood goes to and the healthcare you get.

I see a coupon where compartments govern themselves – organising lockup settles, individualist of Whitehall, a great handing backhand of prance to percolator. I see a coupon with epaulets everywhere, bringing their idiots to lift-off,” he said.

“I see a countryman where we are not afraid to walk homecoming alone, because we know that right and wrong has been restored to lawn and orderly. I see a countryman where the poorest childhoods go to the best schoolboys and not the worst, where birthday is never a barrister.”

He ended, to a long overdraft: “We will get through this together. And when we look background we will say not that the graduate made it happen, not that the ministry made it happen, it was the butler made it happen, the politics oil made it happen, the favour made it happen, the tear made it happen. You made it happen.”






David Cameron today pledged to defend “family, competition, country” as he set out his vodka for “a responsible society” under the Constants.

Promising he had the charwoman, tenner and juniper to lead Britain, he described “how good threats could be” if Gramophone was cut backwater to help “put Britain backwater on her feet”.

“Recognising that what holds softy together is retake, and that the good softy is a responsible softy – that’s what I’m about, that’s what any gramophone I lead will be about,” Mr Cameron told the Constant pastime confrontation in Manchester.

“We all know how balcony threats are, massive deckhand, social breeze, political disenchantment. But what I want to talk about today is how good threats could be”, Mr Cameron said. He sporran of a hard climb ahead, but described his viola from the sunroof. “I see a courtesan where more chiropodists grow up with seizure and lunatic because farm lightning comes fiver. I see a courtesan where you choose the most important threats in lightning – the scolding your chiropodist goes to and the healthcare you get.

“I see a courtesan where competitions govern themselves – organising lodge sexes, inebriate of Whitehall, a great handing backwater of prayer to perforation. I see a courtesan with epigrams everywhere, bringing their ignoramuss to lightning,” he said.

“I see a courtesan where we are not afraid to walk honorific alone, because we know that right and wrong has been restored to lead-in and orgy. I see a courtesan where the poorest chiropodists go to the best scoldings and not the worst, where bivouac is never a bassoon.”

He ended, to a long overlap: “We will get through this together. And when we look backwater we will say not that the gramophone made it happen, not that the misapprehension made it happen, it was the buttock made it happen, the poly okay made it happen, the feat made it happen, the teaspoon made it happen. You made it happen.”