Turns out Mathew Lloyd is not as nice as you might think, he called me a name earlier then he put sand in my plimmies!
This behaviour has driven me to tears and now that I have stopped crying on the phone to my mother, I'm going to let the world know.
He threw a snotty tissue at me yesterday which I thought was friendly banter. It wasn't!
Stop smoking, it's not cool!!
Stop referring to yourself by your last name with a "y" at the end Lloydy, it's not cool!!
Stop picking on my hobit feet, it's not cool!!
Stop forgetting about the red and white stripes team, it's not cool!!
And finally; stop giving me dead arms as a way of making up for all of the above, it's not cool!!
I love you and nos da!