Turns out Mathew Lloyd is not as nice as you might think, he called me a name earlier then he put sand in my plimmies!

This behaviour has driven me to tears and now that I have stopped crying on the phone to my mother, I'm going to let the world know.

He threw a snotty tissue at me yesterday which I thought was friendly banter. It wasn't!

Stop smoking, it's not cool!!
Stop referring to yourself by your last name with a "y" at the end Lloydy, it's not cool!!
Stop picking on my hobit feet, it's not cool!!
Stop forgetting about the red and white stripes team, it's not cool!!
And finally; stop giving me dead arms as a way of making up for all of the above, it's not cool!!

I love you and nos da!
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