It's 11:34 am and I am sat by the front window of my house watching people as they pass by. The shop across the road sells bacon and eggs which I have purchased on a number of occasions. Each time I have the same conversation about the eggs in which I am assured that while they are not called free range they do come from hens that are free range in everything but name. Obviously someone has mislabeled them as there is a 3 printed on the shell in red ink. The box reliably informs me that this 3 stands for 'cage'. Eggs from hens that are free to roam around their cages perhaps?