H'evening m'dears,

This is nothing more than a shameless plug to promote my work and ask you to spend your hard earned money buying it. Yes, you could put five pounds on the electricity meter and warm and light the abode for a day or two, or few quid to get the gas fire and cooker a'workin'.

However, spare a thought for me. I sit here, writing stories and plays for your entertainment and my only wish is to see you out there buy this work and laugh your collective bottoms off.

I have been reliably informed that absense of such an appendage can be overcome by a quite attractive prosthetic, in a range of colours from vermillion to aqua blue.

So here they are, all available at the Amazon kindle store:

Fifty Shades of Dave - a comedy novella about zombie's, mother-in-laws and fighting neo-nazis

The Macilroy Chronicles: Volume 1 - a collection of 4 comedy stories about a berk travelling through time in a Welsh Dresser

Small Black Flowers - a collection of my more serious short stories

Squirrel Pride - two short plays in one book, both recently performed at Stories from the Streets and The Forge

So, put aside the comforts of lighting and heat and spend a couple of old quid on these books lovingly prepared for your perusal

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